Our Drag Mutha, who art in heaven.
Hallowed be thy kiki.
Thy fishy daytime realness come.
Thy will slay in earth, as it is slain in heaven.
Give us this day our daily truth tea.
And forgive us our shade, as we forgive those who shade us.
And lead us not into reading, but deliver us from being read.
For thine is thy fierceness, fabulous, and glamorous.
In the name of the drag mutha, the drag daughta, and the holy hunty, amen henney.